Coffee Crisis: Caffeinated Couch Co-op Coming to Switch

Get ready for aliens and coffee in this neo-rogue brawler

Coffee Crisis is coming to Nintendo Switch Nov. 30th. The neo-rogue brawler puts players in the shoes of the only baristas on Earth with enough heavy metal in their veins to fend off an alien assault.

Barista taking down some aliens? You bet I’d play that! (Media Provided by Mega Cat Studios)

The Smurglian race has come to Earth and they’re not leaving until they steal the three most prized commodities on our planet: heavy metal, free Wifi, and coffee.

They launch their invasion from a coffee shop and spread their assault by possessing all the local grannies, bros, and country singers. Little did they know that their ground zero is also the heaviest, most-metal coffee shop on the planet, and home to earth’s most unlikely defense duo of Nick and Ashley, two baristas ready to brawl.

Crunch through fistfuls of alien meat as you stop the invasion with a variety of grabs, special moves, and suplexes, all set to an incendiary heavy metal soundtrack. Play solo or join up with a friend to fight across ten unique locations ranging from your Coffee House HQ to the far reaches of outer space. Stomp an army of wild alien enemies and their brainwashed humans with weapons like sacks of coffee beans, Martian lava swords, and severed alien limbs.

Once you’ve advanced through the game once and cleared the crisis, there is a Death Metal Mode. In Death Metal Mode players can enjoy random modifiers.

There are over 100 mods that can help the player (extra health, extra damage), hurt the player (elite enemies, massive enemy spawns), or crank up the metal (guitar riffs, coffee and blood rain from the sky). There is even a custom Twitch & Mixer integration that allows viewers to vote on what kind of mod the streamer will get. It’s a totally unique cup of beat ’em up action every time you play.

Key Facts and Features

  • 14 Levels of Smurglian Smashing Goodness
  • Gorgeous hand-drawn sprites and environments
  • Local co-op to fight aliens with friends
  • Encounter random modifiers that could make you an invincible killing machine or summon a swarm of raging possessed cowgirls! You’ll never experience the same cup of cosmic coffee carnage twice!
  • Hard-Hitting, Face-Melting Heavy Metal Soundtrack!
  • Brainwashed grannies and dangerous amounts of caffeine!

About Mega Cat Studios

Founded in 20XX, Mega Cat Studios is a small developer with a lot of heart, and one goal: to keep the dream of gaming- the dream we remember from the days of youth- alive and well. Whether we’re building a high tech VR title or an NES game, cartridge and all, our name is a stamp of quality on everything we produce.

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